| I feel that now the time has come to reattack and blossom; |
| to show the man that I've become; to stun you all with awesome. |
| The years have passed and woefully I have not been prolific, |
| so I'm past due to totally bombard you with terrific. |
| I cannot wait to see the day when happily you're beaming |
| at songs or comics that I've made that you, at work, are streaming. |
| For Hark and Hail, as I assail you with my words of wisdom |
| to free you from your work-wrought cell and cubicle-bound prisons |
| to let you for a moment glimpse the joy in life abounding |
| that comes from reading waht I write and then being astounded. |
| So here I pledge and forth do swear to solemnly continue, |
| to bring creation here to bear and set it free before you. |
| -Graves |